Live to eat, eat to hurl, and start again tomorrow

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I post this in love for my WW girls ~ I'll be joining you as soon as this sweet little bundle of morning sickness vacates my womb. 6 weeks along & I'm already watching my ass balloon out like the Micheline blimp over the Superbowl (do they still have that blimp btw?) I've only gained 2 pounds so far but none of my work pants fit anymore. They are fine to zip up & walk around my house in, sitting in the car is a different story. I know I have a "muffin top", but still! (HORRIBLE name for that, it ruins the loveliness that is the top of a crunchy gooey muffin ... yuuuum) Anyway. Where was I? Oh yeah. My spreading pregnant ass. Joy joy. I can already barely zip my pants & by the end of the day I look like I'm about 4 months along. This cannot be happening this early!! I have summer clothes to fit into people!

I only gained 9 pounds with the Princess. This was preceded by the loss of over 30 pounds due to 39 weeks of horrendous & life altering morning sickness. I'm almost afraid I will get hit by that again ~ and them I'm scared that I won't & I'll wind up topping the scales at 300 pounds before this pregnancy is over. Then I'll get stuck on the delivery table & no one will be able to help me up because I'll be a fat bloated pig of a mommy with a deflated belly, sagging boobs and overactive hormones which cause me to eat us out of house and home and then I'll wind up on that Discovery show "Brookhaven" or whatever that home is for the really really fat people who can't loose the weight & celebrate loosing 100 pounds even though you can't tell because they have like 600 more to loose. *INHALE*

Yeah. The hormones have run rampant & I'm back to worrying that I'll be the fatest woman the delivery floor has ever seen. But I have 9 months until I get there, so why worry about that today, right?

Until then I'll be reveling in the glory that is mint chocolate chip ice cream, tollhouse cookies and huge cold glasses of milk.

WHAT?! Don't show me that finger! I'll be puking it all back up in 20 minutes anyway. I may as well taste something good in at least one direction!